Comics are all the rage at the movies these days. I am amazed beyond measure when I see pretty young girls talking about the
AVENGERS or
CAPTAIN AMERICA on a level of actual
geekiness! In my day this was NOT a common occurrence, folks, believe me. So apparently... the "geek culture" is now mainstream culture, for better or worse.
Well, here are my choices for the comics from my childhood that I feel would best lend themselves to a cinematic interpretation. Even as a kid I had unusual taste in comics, so these are movies that will quite probably never be made.. but I am bored and at a computer, so here goes:
1. KAMANDI, THE LAST BOY ON EARTH
I have always been a sucker for a post-apocalypse tale, ever since I saw
TEENAGE CAVEMAN on
KGUN Tucson's "2 O'Clock Movies" as a kid. Say what ya want about that old
Corman flick, the surprise ending gave me chills [oops, that was a serious spoiler... good thing no one here is probably even interested... :) ]
The
'70s had a proliferation of these types of stories [
PLANET OF THE APES in all its manifestations,
Gold Key's great and undervalued
MIGHTY SAMSON, Marvel's "H. G. Wellsian" twist
KILLRAVEN], but I would choose
Kamandi just for the glorious
Jack Kirby overkill and the joy of all those strange battles with every type of talking animal mutant [except the horses for some reason couldn't talk... go figure.] I would love to see that hippie hair cut off, but I am a purist, so it would have to stay. Seriously, though, what a great adventure film this could make if it fell in the right hands!
2. BROTHERS OF THE SPEAR
Jungle comics were always a fun-- if not very versatile-- diversion, but this title, created by the prolific
Gaylord DuBois as a back-up at
Dell in the '
50s-- and still kickin' by the late
'70s-- was
a real stand-out within that admittedly, pretty tired, sub-genre.
Dan-El and
Natongo. the titular
"Brothers, were a racially mixed team of Jungle princes [one was adopted, o'course] who went searching for the former's origins and ended up righting wrongs in the process. Interestingly, I think there was a real
Christian under-current here, as the brothers fought pagans and witch doctors and spoke often of of the "One True God" in their many adventures.
Dubois was actually an ordained minister-- described on
Wikipedia as a "devout Christian"-- who really shared his world-view in this feature, possibly his all-time greatest creation,
TUROK notwithstanding.
3. FIREHAIR
You knew I'd have at least
one western on my list, and it pleases me that my choice was a grand creation of the recently passed
Joe Kubert.
Firehair was the red-headed toddler survivor of a wagon train massacre who ended up being raised by the
Commanches. Sounds pretty hackneyed I suppose, but
Kubert really gave an old cliche some spectacular life in this fondly remembered
'60s and
70's cult classic that never quite took off. The hero encountered soldiers, miners, and even
Californio Vaqueros in
Kubert's uniquely researched and render story arc. Someone could fashion a great and tear-jerking screenplay out of this one, to be sure.
4. THE HAUNTED TANK
This one is so perfect for a movie it practically writes itself. A
U.S. tank commander in
WW2 meets the ghost of
Confederate Calvary legend
J.E.B. Stuart, who becomes a mentor to him. The rest of the crew can't see the ghost, of course, and think the skipper is completely nuts.
In an amazing bit of political
un-correctness our mortal hero honors the ghost by flying a
Confederate rather than a
Union flag on his "haunted" tank.
For years there have been rumors of a
Sgt. Rock film, but I actually think this strange little title would be a much cooler war flick.
5. VENGEANCE SQUAD
I think I am just about the only
40-something who actually has memories-- much less
fond ones-- of this obscure, short-lived
Charlton Comics non-super-hero action title. [
6 issues
July 1975 to
May 1976.] Young
Albie loved it, though, and even today I think it has a coo
l Stephen J. Cannell kind of vibe to it [and yes, I
do say that as a compliment.] In fact, I still think it was actually better than the still-loved noir-ish
"Mike Mauser" back-up stories, which are just about the only reason anyone seeks out this title today.
The
V-Squad were a trio of hard-boiled oddballs:
Eric Redd, the ex-fed leader with a chip on his shoulder because he had served prison time unjustly;
Candy Orr, the beautiful jaded female cop-- a stereotypical
"Brass Cupcake" character, so to speak; and
Tulsa Coyle, the rough and tumble crew-cutted
Vietnam vet. These guys were basically an international "security-for-hire"
A-Team type outfit. Again, it may sound pretty pedestrian, but even as a kid I loved the interplay between these characters, who were only beginning to like each other when the title saw its final issue.
Now... These choices all make sense to me, of course, but... from all my experience that basically just ensures this list must be absolutely anti-antithetical to any prevailing American taste. Oh well, the blog killed a half-hour anyway.
PEACE