Friday, January 13, 2012

Remembering My First L'Amour: "BRIONNE"



If you're a typical Louis L'Amour fan, I already know a couple things about you.

First, you've read more of his books his books than you could possibly recount without some serious thought... and second, there was a first book you by read him that got ya hooked out of the gate.

For me the book was BRIONNE, first published in 1968; a Bantam paperback original with an attractive painted cover  [Mine was, I think, the exact edition pictured above.]

Although it's never listed as one of Louis' best books, it was still a great introduction the man's work.  The fast paced story concerns a westward trek made by a typical L'amour hero [Major James Brionne] and his son Mat, who are-- of course-- being pursued by some bad guys from Brionne's past.  Along the way there are 2  mysterious strangers [one male, one female]; some great frontier wisdom imparted from father to son; and a pretty well-written prairie fire sequence.

When I say Brionne is a typical L'Amour hero, I mean that he is well-read, well-educated, an army veteran, and has a strong sense of his own ancestry [In this case the forebears are french, which was-- of course-- somewhat autobiographical for Louis himself.]

I agree with Harlan ellison that what really set Louis aside from all the other competition was his often under-rated writing style, which always conveyed a straight-froward sense of courage and wisdom.  Brionne is just plain good company.

All in all, a great read even... when I peruse it today.  

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

COOL STUFF FROM LIBRARY BOOKS #13: Billy Sunday on ANGER

Albie's note: When was the last time you heard a sermon preached against anger and the abject loss of one's temper?  More often I have instead heard pulpit references to my right to righteous anger, as if The Bible had nothing to say against losing my temper like a spoiled child. 

Well. old Billy Sunday preached about it!  In fact, here is one of his favorite verses:

"Be not hasty in thy spirit to be angry: for anger resteth in the bosom of fools."
ECCLESIATES 7:9


CHECK OUT THIS SERMON EXCERPT FROM AN OLD BIOGRAPHY OF THE "BASEBALL EVANGELIST":

 “I have only two minutes more and then I am through. Bad temper.

"You abuse your wife and you abuse your children; and you lady, abuse your husband; turn your old Gatling-gun tongue loose.

"A lady came to me and said, 'Mr. Sunday, I know I have a bad temper, but its ok, I am over with it in a minute.' So is the shotgun, ma'am, and it blows everything to pieces!

"And then, finally, you abuse the telephone girl because she doesn't connect you in a minute. Bad temper.

"I see you abuse your wife, you go cussing around if supper isn't ready on time; cussing because the coffee isn't hot; you dig your fork into a hunk of beefsteak and put it on your plate and then you say: 'Where did you get this, woman, in the harness shop? Take it out and make a hinge for the door!'

"Then, rascal, you go to your store, or office, and smile and everybody thinks you are just an angel about to sprout wings and fly to the imperial realm above.  Hypocrite!

"Bad temper! You growl at your children; you snap and snarl around the house until they have to go to the neighbors to see a smile. They never get a kind word - no wonder so many of them go to the Devil quick.”



SOURCE: Billy Sunday, The Need for Revivals, From "Billy Sunday: The Man and His Message," by William T. Ellis, Philadelphia: John C. Winston Co., 1914

BRIGHTEN THE CORNER WHERE YOU ARE!

Thursday, January 5, 2012

5 Unusual Westerns You Might Like...


1. HOPALONG CASSIDY AND THE FIVE MEN OF EVIL

I got my copy of this "graphic novel" in a comic book store in Mesa AZ around 1997.  I think it cost about 6 bucks and I am right glad I hung on to it... 'cuz used copies at Amazon are starting around $134!!   I don't know why in the world it is that valuable but I DO know I love it for what it is... awesome entertainment!

Basically it is a reprint of a story arc of the Dan Spiegel - drawn comic strip that came out during the "Hoppy boom" of the early '50s.  The "script" is credited to Republic serial writer Royal Cole and it's a great sequential tale about Hoppy and sidekick "Mesquite" pursing five psychotic hillbillies to a dramatic-- and surprisingly violent-- conclusion.

Great if you can find it [and have no fear... I found a couple different offers for less than 10 bux with a little deeper web search.]




2. FIGHTING PARSON OF THE OLD WEST by Bernard Palmer
[also published as PARSON JOHN]

This is a great "Christian Western" first published by Moody Press back in 1942.  It is a surprisingly well-rendered and frank picture of the working life of a preacher in the lawless Sand Hills region of Nebraska Territory just after the Civil War.  The lead character Pastor John Woodring [a fictionalization of the author's real-life grandfather] is presented as a sincere but driven man of faith who fights corruption, murder, subjugation of womenfolk, and even his own doubts through a quick moving narrative.

This book is written in a straightforward style that makes it suitable for reading aloud to children.  It actually deals with some mature subject matter [prostitution is one example] but does so in a thoroughly tasteful style.  Great little read.




3. MAIL ORDER BRIDE [1964]

This overlooked gem of a movie was completely new to me when I saw it last night DVR'd from the Turner Movie channel [Praise God for DirectTV!]

Made the year I was born, this western "dramedy" is the delightful tale of a savvy old frontier codger [played beautifully by the great Buddy Ebsen] who who pressures the wild son of his dead friend into marrying a mail-order bride in an attempt to settle the crazy youth down a notch.  Much hilarity ensues.

That short description may make it sound pretty run-of-the-mill, but an amazing cast-- and expert direction from no less a hand than Burt Kennedy-- really elevate this charming piece of Americana to a special level.

Plus it features Denver Pyle as a wacky preacher man... bonus!


4. REBEL SPURS by Andre Norton

Sci-fi legend Mary Alice Norton wrote this oater back in '50s and as far as I know it is her only true western.  She should've written more.

This sequel to her civil war novel Ride Proud, Rebel finds hero Drew Currie involved in horse racing, horse stealing and a pretty good mystery in 1860s Arizona!  As a plus for me it all takes place in my home county [Santa Cruz Co. on the Mex border!] and Norton's research into period setting and detail is highly impressive.   Great coming-of-age element involved too.




5. THE LAST OUTLAW [1936]

Finally we have my all time favorite movie... and I mean that sincerely.

B-western great Harry Carey turns in the bittersweet performance of a lifetime as aging outlaw Dean Payton, and Hoot Gibson is unbelievably funny as a cynical young cowpoke. This is a smart, greathearted western that will please just about anybody. I have shown it to a score of friends so far and NONE have failed to LOVE it.

This one I cannot recommend highly enough.  Look it for it on VHS... sadly, the DVD has yet to appear.

PEACE.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

"Ramblin' Man" -- DEL SHANNON SINGS HANK WILLIAMS

DEL SHANNON SINGS HANK WILLIAMS
1964


In 1964 Del Shannon was one of the few American artists still riding high in the wake of the so-called "British Invasion."  He had scored a big hit with his self-penned "Keep Searchin'" [classic] and many English acts publicly considered him a precursor and a major influence. Why, at this critical point, he would decide to record an album of Hank Williams covers-- a project that seems in hindsight to have almost obviously been doomed to financial failure--  is anyone's guess.

I gotta tell ya, though, I am glad he did it.   

Del [1934-1990], a Michigan native who had enjoyed a string of driving, vocally charged hits though the early sixties, may not have seemed like the guy to sing "Kaw-Liga" and "Your Cheatin' Heart," but he made them strangely his own, believe you me!

I first found this album on vinyl at PDQ Records in Tucson back about 1985 or so, and it has long been one of my "guilty pleasure" lifetime selections. Click on the Youtube sample below to hear my very favorite cut, the amazing "Ramblin' Man."  

Tell me if that man couldn't flat rip apart an old country classic!

Album cuts
"Del Shannon – Sings Hank Williams" 1964
01. You Cheating Heart (3:07) 02. Kaw-Liga (3:08) 03. I Can't Help It (2:35) 04. Honky Tonk Blues (2:21) 05. Lonesome Whistle (2:17) 06. You Win Again (3:12) 07. Ramblin' Man (3:23) 08. Hey Good Looking (2:36) 09. Long Gone Lonesome Blues (2:13) 10. Weary Blues (From Waitin') (3:18) 11. I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry (2:58) 12. Cold Cold Heart (2:47)
 RIP Dell! PEACE

Monday, January 2, 2012

A Jack Keller HOT ROD classic!

Albie's note:  I like to fit scripture into my blogs any ol' way I can, but what can ya do when the blog in question is a scan of a groovy Charlton "Hot Rod" comic from the 1960s drawn by the great Jack Keller?

Oh wait, I think I found a strangely appropriate verse!

"The chariots shall rage in the streets, they shall justle one against another in the broad ways: they shall seem like torches, they shall run like the lightnings." -- Nahum 2:4 :)

Charlton car comics weren't just fun to look at, they were always cautionary morality plays, too.  Keller had 3 pretty interchangable heroes in these comics [Scot Jackson, Rick Roberts and today's star Clint Curtis] who took time during various high speed adventures to instruct readers about fair play, auto safety and personal responsibility.   In today's selection, our erstwhile heroes [Curtis and some good clean-cut Americans from the Road Knights car club] dispense a most valuable four-color lesson:  Taking what belongs to others is not only wrong, it could very well land you in "Jailsville," man!

So... without further ado, here are
CLINT CURTIS AND THE ROAD KNIGHTS
 in "STOP THIEF!"
from HOT RODS AND RACING CARS #82
[Charlton, 1966]

















Another scripture comes to mind at the end of our tale:

"Let him that stole steal no more!" -- Ephesians 4:28a

PEACE.

Saturday, December 31, 2011

POETRY BREAK #5: "WESTERN WAGONS" by The Benets

"Western Wagons" 
by the Benets

"Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, 
the evidence of things not seen."
Hebrews 11:1 
FRONTIER PARAPHRASE: 
"Now faith is being sure of what we’d hoped for and plum certain of what lies over the hill that we cannot see..."



They went with axe and rifle

Before the trails were blazed;
They went with goods and family

In the prairie-schooner days,

With banjo and with frying pan ---
Oh, Susanna, don't you cry!
For I'm off to California,
To get rich or to try!


We've broken land and cleared it,
But we're tired of where we are.
They say that wild Nebraska
Is a better place, by far.
There's gold in far Wyoming,
There's black earth in Ioway.
So pack up the kids and blankets,
For we're moving west today!

The meek ones never started
And the weak died on the road,
And all across the continent
The endless campfires glowed.
We'd taken land and settled,
But a wagon train passed by,
And we're going West tomorrow,
Lordy, never ask me why.

We're going West tomorrow,
Where the promises can't fail.
O'er the hills in legions, boys,
And crowd the dusty trail!
We shall starve and freeze and suffer,
We shall die and tame the lands.
But we're going West tomorrow,
With our fortune in our hands.





Rosemary 
and Stephen Vincent Benet

Monday, December 26, 2011

In Defense Of The "Color Episodes": My first Andy Griffith Show blog...


Perhaps the assertion that "The Andy Griffith Show" is the greatest sitcom of all time is an arguable one, but certainly [and perhaps inarguably] it ranks among the 25 best episodic television shows ever produced in the USA. Its cult, both in the US and around the world, is unrivaled by that of any other American TV show, with perhaps the exception of that 3-season contemporary '60s offering "Star Trek."

So you see, with a fan-base situation like this one, one humble blogger from AZ feels kind of intimidated to even join the decades-long discussion! 

But still... here I go.



Now, I should say at the outset that I am truly a big fan... not the biggest, by any means, but avid enough that I can actually be entertained by a perusal through  the endless and almost excruciatingly detailed discussions that permeate the plethora of websites and message boards devoted to TAGS [as we aficionados always abbreviate the object of our sad but harmless obsession.]  I own all 8 seasons of the original classic on DVD, and will undoubtedly buy the 3 seasons of "Mayberry RFD" [the much-maligned continuation of the franchise] should they ever become similarly available. I have watched every episode at least once, and most of them twice or even several times.

Unquestionably TAGS is a true American classic, especially in its first 5 seasons-- the ones that still featured Don Knotts in his classic role as Deputy Barney Fife.  Barney and Sheriff Andy Taylor had an undeniable working chemistry and timing that really went far above and beyond the typical "straight man and goofy sidekick" dynamic. In comedic terms, it was truly a marriage made in heaven, and both Knotts and star Griffith deserve all their due as brilliant comedic actors.



Over 5 seasons this chemistry was not only used and explored in some really well-written episodes, but a backdrop of amazing supporting characters was steadily developed until TAGS became one of the great ensemble comedies in all of entertainment history... an episodic tour-de-force  that still amazes and charms even the youngest, hippest,  and most sophisticated viewers to this very day.



But then... at the close of the 5th season... there arose a tragedy equally epic!

At the fabled end of that season, Don Knotts departed to pursue a mediocre movie career. 

Barney was now gone, the show switched to color, and Sheriff Andy,  left to toil on with his lesser cast as the new sidekicks, suddenly changed into a serious, almost morose lead character. 

I would venture to suppose that this transition is the subject of more controversy in "TAGS-dom" than any other one topic.  Virtually any TAGS fan can be counted on to have a strong opinion of some kind concerning this grave issue.

Now... although these last 3 seasons have extremely vocal and even hateful detractors [check around the message boards awhile and you'll see what I mean], it is worth noting that these seasons were still quite popular in the USA at the time of their production.  In fact, Season 8, the final season, ended as the #1 show in the country for the year it first aired, and Amazon.com stats show that these seasons have sold pretty much as well as the first 5 on DVD.  [I know I didn't hesitate to keep buying them!]  "Mayberry RFD" was indeed less popular, but still stayed in the top 20 for all 3 of its seasons, and was only eventually canceled as part of CBS' now infamous purge of "rural programming" in an early '70s effort to streamline its image moving into the "me" decade.

So, here's my confession:

Despite their obvious inferiority [and I do acknowledge it] I have actually grown to like these color episodes.  Not only that, I will state unequivocally that at least 2 of my 10 favorite episodes were in color, and neither one has Barney Fife as a character. [Knotts made 5 guest appearances in the color seasons.]

First, let me concede the negatives.  For one thing, Andy Griffith himself often seems just plain bored in these later episodes, and that, in and of itself, is a pretty sad development.

Second, the writers felt compelled to create several new characters, and a few of them [like Warren the New Deputy and Emmett the Fix-It man] are blatantly ill-conceived and painfully superfluous. [As far as Warren goes, I always wonder why Jerry Van Dyke-- as the "banjo playing deputy"-- wasn't retained from the tail end of season 5... he would have been a MUCH better choice.]

And third, there truly is something painful about the character of Helen Crump in these later color episodes.  Now... unlike most fans, I am not all that hard on Helen, actually.  Her character is somewhat harsh, as people always note, but I actually feel it is a very realistic depiction of teachers in those days. Also, 'net posters always rag on her looks, but in all honesty she was pretty hot [and no doubt hotter than these guys' own women-- just a hunch.]  Plus... like it or not, Griffith himself chose her as the love interest for fictional Andy, feeling that there was a good chemistry there.  I think the real problem was that the story lines of Andy's love life just weren't funny without Barney there to be the foil.  I personally think the writers should have just stopped writing "conflict" stories about Andy's love life entirely; there was just no way to make them funny anymore.



Having said all this... I still think there are some real positives to the later seasons.

First, people talk about the stories becoming stupid, but to be fair TAGS always had some really hair-brained episodes. While Goober Pyle believing a dog could talk in season 6 was indeed truly, staggeringly stupid, I actually found it less dumb than Barney's escapade with the goat who ate dynamite back in season 3 [my personal choice for "stupidest episode of the entire run."]



Also, many people think Goober was an annoying character and write endlessly about it, but even Barney could really get on my nerves sometimes.  There was this alarming streak of selfishness in Barney that could be at times funny, but at other times downright unfunny... and those episodes [dozens of them!] where Andy lies and manipulates events to spare his deputy/cousin's feelings can be not only stupid, but pathetic, emotionally warped, and morally offensive... all at once!  [Watch carefully a so-called classic like "Barney And The Choir," where the entire town joins in Andy's bizarre deception, and I think you'll see what I mean.]  I think even Andy and Barn were only as good a couple characters as they were written to be... and sometimes they were written to be a pair of genuine jackasses!  Say what you will about Goober's exaggerated  mental defects, he was at least truly well-meaning at all times, and this made for some really great "lesson" episodes, like "Goober Goes To An Auto Show," one of the best of all the color episodes.



Thirdly, the characters of Opie and Aunt Bee have some great and shining moments in these later seasons.  "The Ball Game" and "Opie's Job" are actually better showcases for Ronnie Howard's burgeoning talents than even the vastly over-rated "Opie The Birdman;" and the color Aunt Bee episodes deserve credit for really exploring the varying and different emotional facets of that most under-valued of all the main characters.



Finally, [and I know I'll take some flack for this one] I actually like the character of Howard Sprague.  He's one of those "town bachelor" characters so strangely  common in a lot of older fiction, and therefore the "gay" jokes about him will probably never stop... but actually, he's a fine, well-conceived character.  In fact, all these fans who gripe about him so feverishly and diligently actually only manage to confirm something about the character that they somehow never stop to consider: he is an absolutely unforgettable fictional creation!  Think about it.  Those writers managed, in this one late case, to create a character that is still indelibly stuck in all our minds... even in the wake of such great departed creations as Barney and Gomer!  That, like it or not, is no mean achievement. 

Also, the various scripts revolving around Howard's inter-personal troubles show genuine compassion for the geeky outsider in a much less offensive way than did all the weird, "co-dependent," Barney-as-pathetic-boob, episodes of the vaunted earlier seasons.

So anyway... I guess I "done done it" now!   I have gone and outed myself as a fan of the last 3 seasons of TAGS. 

Oh well... Let the chips fall where they may.

PEACE